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Secret Training Regimen of the Lanterne Rouge Exposed!

We have just received photos from the secret Lithuanian training camp of VBC Member Lanterne Rouge (aka Boisse). The pictures are poor quality because they were taken from a great distance by a Russian-made disposable camera.

It appears that the Lanterne Rouge is taking performance-enhancing drugs that have allowed him to shed both years and pounds, although unfortunately his directeur sportif provided him a bike that was two sizes too big for him.

So remember: this is not the real Lanterne Rouge the next time he breaks the VBC Mount Doug hill climb record (i.e., making it to the top without falling off one's bike or barfing).